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30-day money-back guarantee
If for any reason you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will find this unbelievable and send you many fancy bribes to change your mind. Actually, sorry, our legal guys said that's not good enough. Instead, we will give you a 30-day money-back guarantee from the time you receive the goods. Please email us at email@example.com. within that time if you are not satisfied with your purchase so we can resolve any issues. Please note that the product not tasting very nice on your breakfast cereal will not be viewed as a legitimate reason for a refund.
has completely sold out.
You cheeky ratbags bloody cleaned us out.
Anyway, we'll drop you an email the nanosecond we have more in stock.